So anyhow, for years I've been telling my kids about my Irish, Italian, German, English, Scottish heritage. And for years, they – with goading from my lovely wife – have laughed uproariously at what they believe is a thinly-veiled attempt on my part to find any excuse for a party. So when my son Phil, who is now trotting across my European ancestral homelands, wrote me about his visit to Italy, I replied with reference to my family.
And here's how it went: